Cmon I Lied, So Scampish

According to Stephen Colbert of The Daily Show, the true meaning of the banner aboard that aircraft carrier marking the end of hostilities in Iraq in 2003 could not be appreciated by those thinking in a "linear, left to right, letters in consecutive order, syllable-based way." The meaning was embedded in anagram form: Cmon I lied, so scampish.

Added Colbert: "George W Bush will go down in history as this nation's scampiest Commander in Chief."